Right ho COKE! You ready? cause its coming to you with BOTH BARRELS muth-a-fucker!
This is a special COKE ZERO message for Matt in Australia! Pay attention COKE, I will be asking questions later.
First of all sorry this is late. Ive been banging heads with some REAL BASTARDS over here, but I`ve got them beat. You should have in the package, several CDs with about 520 tracks on them, 2 fuzzy toothbrush things and a 1 kilo brick of COKE. What?? The brick is missing?? Oh well that`s the RoyalMail for you! Anyhow. Life goes on. Theres a bit of a mix of choons on the discs for you to sample. I put on some Future Sound Of London and Banco De Gaia, not sure if that's your stuff, but hey its free. Try out some Infected Mushroom (bust-a-move) and the 2 CD Jeff Wayne War Of The Worlds musical (remixed by various trance artists) - bizarre I think you will agree. Now, having got this far follow the instructions below.
When you get the discs make sure you do the following to begin your musical education:
No1 - Lock yourself in a dark room.
No2 - Take some white nose powder. :)
No3 - Drink some beers and CHILL.
No4 - Listen to Killah Priest - Heavy Mental and Killah Priest - Its Over WITH the lyrics or you WILL DIE INCOMPLETE! (click the title for the lyrics).
No5 - Also try Killah Priest - B.I.B.L.E. its quite good, do you agree? I expect you to now to be able to email me with the true meaning of the BIBLE! :) Yes?
No6 - Listen to your choice of Hardfloor classics and reminisce on the happy care free days you spent changing heater bands with your best friend ever "Dave Simkis" at Linpac.
No7 - When you have finished, brush your teeth with the fuzzy toothbrushes I got you from BarSports. The staff there said you didn't take any with you.
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